Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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