Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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