it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
