I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can text with my tongue
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
