i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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