I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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