She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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