the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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