i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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