Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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