Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
