what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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