He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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