the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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