the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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