Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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