he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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