good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just googled if crying burns calories
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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