Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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