break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Randomize
