Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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