Tell her she can't have a vagina
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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