They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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