How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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