Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
