we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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