Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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