Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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