Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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