im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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