Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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