So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
no you cant smoke seaweed
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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