did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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