At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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