Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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