I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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