There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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