Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
