just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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