did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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