He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
this hospital has no fireball
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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