You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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