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Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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