haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
