Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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