About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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