Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm like, not good at living.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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