i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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