I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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