The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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